Face Shitting

Hey freaks! Yeah, we’re back here in the Front Row and ready to rock the roll again. Hopefully all y’all dig the new digs of the site. For sure, however, still have some of those proverbial bugs to work out but guaranteed to be running better than healthcare.gov! More of a quick post here just to get the juices flowing again. Any y’all see this? If you ever wondered what exactly the late, great George Carlin meant by the Freak Show, this here is it. Personally, not sure there’s a better way to get back into the swing than….face shitting.

How could anyone want shit on this? Literally, that is…

Apparently, this MSNBC host, Martin Bashir (who we had never heard of prior to this) is “resigning” (i.e. “Don’t let the door smack your ass on the way out, Marty.”) from his show all over comments he directed at one, Sarah Palin. It went something like this. Sweet, sexy Sarah said that the current debt problem of the country will be like slavery for the yungins of the US. A point, by the way, that is pretty on point. Hell, we already are wage-slaves with ever-eroding freedoms and the problem is only getting worse. Regardless, Mr. Bashir was completely offended by this statement. Something tells me, Marty was not the biggest Palin fan before her speech but this was obviously just too much for him to take. He then proceeded to speak of the despicable acts of a certain slave owner from back in the day, like how this guy would relieve himself (both ways) on his slaves. Bashir then suggests that just for likening our debt to slavery, perhaps someone should come along and give the sultry, sizzling, Sarah the same treatment and yes, shit on her face! As we said, if this ain’t Freak Show, don’t know what is.

HOWEVER! For this, the man needs to “resign”? Seriously? Here in the Front Row, that’s the truly disgusting part in all this. Yes, even more than the feces facial. Personally, I could give a rat’s ass about, Martin Bashir. Truth be told, from the Front Row, looks like someone already has shit on this man’s grill and he’s possibly even one of those sick fucks who likes it. What exactly, however, was so egregious here to call for losing his job? Sarah had an opinion, she said it. He had an opinion, he said it. Um, America, right? Not that any is needed but just more evidence toward the epic pussyfication of late, great, United States. If Marty simply told her to  “go to hell”, would the same fate await him? I mean, sure, getting your face shit on is pretty gross, unless of course, you’re one of the sick  pervs who gets off on it like Bashir (see how rumors start?). However, this still beats all of eternity in the land of fire and brimstone, no? I mean, one can wipe the shit off. He didn’t wish physical harm to the Alasskan Attraction. He didn’t wish her “dead” or for some other form of violence to her (like Piers Morgan & crew did to Alex Jones not long ago). Bashit, didn’t swear (not that he could, which is another issue entirely), he didn’t yell or scream. No, he calmly and politely proposed the dome dropping.

Now, if you wanted to can him (sorry, have him feel the sudden need to resign) for just being stupid (or that whole nasty, sexual fetish thing) well, that’s fair game. Granted, that’s a precedent that MSNBC probably does not want to start. Seriously, his angle was pretty foolish in the first place. minimum-wage-slavesObviously, slavery saw atrocities and evils committed that are hard to even comprehend. Also obvious that it wasn’t Ms. Palin’s intent to conjure up these images in regards to what our debt will do to future generations. Seems pretty evident she was simply trying to paint a picture closer to the straight definition of slavery or better still, of a slave. That is, a person entirely under the domination of some influence or person. Sorry, Martin, that is exactly what we are doing to our children.

Even with all that, sounds here like the man is getting jobbed and is just another fatality at the hands of the Pussy Patrol. Well, Marty, sorry man…we hardly knew ya’! Our advice, look at the bright side. First, it’s only MSNBC for Christ’s sake. There has to better out there than a station that also features Rachel Maddow (speaking of woman who deserve a crap cap). Second, perhaps you’ll finally have time to pursue that other hobby of yours…you know the one, you sick bastid!

You freaks be good now, ya’ hear!


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