And The Horse You Rode In On!

Hey! Elizabeth Warren…FAH-Q!

Elizabeth Warren? Yeah, Elizabeth Warren…FAAAHH-Q!

OK, so the obloquy is really intended for all of them. You know who I mean. The roughly 550 dipshits that make up our (insert obnoxious but necessary quotation hand gesture) “leaders”. Dipshits! All of them! o-middle-finger-fuThat’s not even opinion. It’s recently been scientifically proven in a double-blind, cross-sectional study that every single last one of them is a certified dipshit (link to follow;)

That by itself is cause enough to warrant an assault on the (insert obnoxious but necessary jerk-off hand gesture) democrat from Massachusetts. Other than that, we here in the Front Row just happened to see some remarks she just made and they put her squarely in the derogatory cross hairs.  I suppose too that we’re calling out Liz because, albeit under no delusions, actually thought she was at least, maybe a little bit “different”. She has at least seemed to recognize the massive inequality that is growing exponentially in this country. That alone separates her from 85% of the dipshits. It was mostly wishful thinking, I guess. She just hasn’t been in Dipshitington long enough for its’ full effects to take hold. But, looks like that’s changing and the EW machine is stocked up and all ready to become the true bullshit dispenser we expect from one of our rulers.

In a town where the shit flies faster than loose joints at a Willie Nelson show, Ms. Warren’s speech barely registers a pulse. From here in the Front Row, however, it’s simply the epitome of the thinking and one of the reasons why we should all be hoarding freeze-dried food, water and fire arms.

You can read the article here. Basically, she’s calls the republicans “anarchists” and then tries to impart how much the government is needed and just how tremendously fortunate we all are for having it and almost like there’s debt of gratitude that we owe it.






This is the shit that blows my mind, really does. Hell, I don’t know if the extreme principles of anarchy are what’s really needed or if in fact, on some level we do need at least some form of government, that’s a debate for another day. That said, I won’t even get into her notion of, “need” for government. It’s the conviction she implies that government, moreover, this government comes even remotely close to doing anything correctly, wisely, efficiently, sufficiently, legally or with any resemblance that it is in fact, for the people. Warren is an educated woman for Christ’s sake. How is she so incapable of looking at mountains of documented evidence?

facebook-middle-fingerWhen it comes to solving problems, the US government has the Midas touch with a slightly different outcome. Instead of resulting in gold, once our gov puts their hands on something it turns into, oh….steaming piles of shit! Let’s take a closer look at some of those dung piles, shall we?

A little less than 50 years ago, the US launched a War on Poverty. Results? 15 trillion spent ($15,000,000,000,000) for a whopping 4% decrease in the poverty rate which is currently rising. So, if we wait a little bit longer, we’re sure to see a net change of, drum roll please, zero. How about the War on Drugs? Here’s a worthwhile effort, no? Good Lord, are the numbers even necessary to prove this is also a multi-trillion dollar fiasco? I would think one look at Lindsay Lohan  is evidence enough that the drug scene is alive and well here in ‘Merica. War on Terrorism? Hmmm, fighting those who threaten our liberties by taking away our liberties. Excellent strategy! Enough of war, what about something like the Department of Energy? It was created in 1979 in an effort to reduce dependence on foreign oil. Since? Well, it’s doubled. It’s doubled and we spend a cool 25B a year to ‘reduce’ it like that. Here’s another department, the Department of Education. Though it existed prior, it was brought under the Federal wing as a cabinet-level department, also in 1979. Recent polls have America ranked 17th globally in education and sinking like a ship.

Social Security? Broke. Medicare? Broke. Medicaid? Broke. Fannie-Mae? Broke. Freddie-Mac? Broke. Hmmm, that anarchy thing starting to look real good right about now.

Warren wrapped it up with her foot on the condescension pedal.

“When this government re-opens, when our markets are again safe, when our scientists can return to their research, when our small businesses can borrow, when our veterans can be respected for their service, when our flu shots resume and our Head Start programs get back to teaching our kids, we will have rejected your views once again.”


When the markets are safe again? What markets are those, Ms. Warren? The phony, bloated stock market that’s completely dependent on the Fed literally creating money out of thin air to the tune of 85 billion a month? So safe that if the Fed even hints at tapering they nosedive? Is that one of those “safe” markets? Respecting our vets? Right. Let’s get them back where they belong, being the number one domestic terrorist threat according to their own government. Would seem to me respect should be there shutdown or not.

If you listen to the speech or the clip of the speech provided on the linked page, it’s even more infuriating. She mentions the United States being a democracy about 47 times. Elizabeth, honey, WE’RE NOT A DEMOCRACY WE ARE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!! Seriously, Harvard? One of our favorite quotes here in the Front Row, “democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what’s for dinner”.

The constitution, Ms. Warren. You remember that thing, right? It’s what you and your dipshit cronies have chosen to trample and piss on for decades now. I’d like to point to one section of it specifically. Sure, It was dismantled long before Warren got into office but it goes to the very heart of the problem to which she speaks, the shutdown and any alleged funding issues. Article 1, Section 10, Clause 1: No State shall make any Thing but gold and silver.

Did it ever cross your mind, Liz, that maybe, just maybe if we were not beholden to a private central bank where debt is automatically assumed with the mere issuance of our money, then maybe we wold be in a better spot today and none of this would be necessary? Well, that and not be such fucksticks with our money as detailed earlier? I know, it’s easier to just blame the republicans and makes for a better sound bite. Which is why, again, I must say:






Anyone who knows anything about us here in the Front Row knows that all this in no way should be considered an endorsement of the republicans. It ain’t. Unfortunately, they are just as plagued by dipshitatosis as the dems.

Scary times though, freaks, and wasn’t kidding when we brought up stockpiling food and water at the very least. It’s going to collapse one of these days, it’s designed to. So get ready, stock up, hunker down and love the one you’re with. You freaks be good!

Gotta check this out, THIS is what we like to hear in the Front Row!




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